However, there are a few things I'm sure of this morning.
1). It is completely horrid and unnatural for a night-shift person to have to wake up at 6am. We should not be asked to wake up that early unless it is for an extremely good cause or of our own will. [Neither of which is the reason I am awake right now.]
2). Night shift people are sure to be utterly grouchy for the rest of the day if woken up against their will before noon.
3). It is just not right to be hungry for lunch at 10a and ready for bed at 2p.
4). A good game of Farkle is sure to improve one's mood. However, a bad game of Farkle can add to the awfulness of this early hour.
5.). If it weren't for things like friends, lunch, possibility of ice cream and a DCL later today, there would be no reason to get up and start this wretched day.