Being blessed with two new episodes of the Office this week is almost too much to bear. Here are some funny quotes from tonight's show...
And we're off..like a herd of turtles.
No, that is a tobaggon. You never know when you'll find a snowy hill.
Can I turn on the radio? No... We could just talk. No that's ok, I'll just sing a song in my head. *humming*
I hate that someone doesn't like me. I even hate that Al Qaeda doesn't like me. I'm sure they'd change their mind if they got to know me.
This is going to be a hard presentation today b/c I learned my father just died...No he didn't! He's alive.... This isn't even a phone, it's a calculator, but you bought it!
I have come up with a mnemonic device to remember all of your names. Shirty, mole, lazy eye, Mexico...
So is there a guy, or person, or sperm machine that did this to you?
How old is Kelly? 24...37. Do you think I called you for your best estimation? I'll call you back...
So funny.. I love it...
Until..................
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